{"product_id":"all-she-wants-for-christmas-chocolate-penis-that-ejaculates-wine-funny-rude-humour-card-red","title":"All She Wants For Christmas Chocolate Penis That Ejaculates Wine Funny Rude Humour Card - Red","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; text-align: center; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eA High Quality Greeting Card with Envelope Fully Licensed and Published by Quitting Hollywood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; text-align: center; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; text-align: center; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eMessage Inside Reads:Merry Christmas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; text-align: center; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; text-align: center; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eCard Size: 170 x 124 mm (Standard Letter Size)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; text-align: center; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; text-align: center; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eFinish: Metallic Board with Foil Print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; text-align: center; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; text-align: center; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eMade in the in the UK using the finest FDC approved board, latest techniques and finishes. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; text-align: center; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Quitting Hollywood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50957771800907,"sku":"QHx-XAP2007-Wine-Red","price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0875\/9853\/0891\/files\/23321_dec80411-6a35-4e2f-a9ae-f210f80e6b4c0.jpg?v=1733854099","url":"https:\/\/affinitygifts.co.uk\/products\/all-she-wants-for-christmas-chocolate-penis-that-ejaculates-wine-funny-rude-humour-card-red","provider":"Affinity Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}